If women catcalled men (X)
Bet those arms could put together my IKEA furniture… New pick up line forever.
The shit people say to women on the street is disgusting and wrong, but I’m not gonna lie…I would greatly like to hear one of these lines sometime in my life.
i’m into really low commitment hangouts like lying on the floor near each other or falling asleep together or falling into an endless void together
being the annoying friend like:
I have a shirt with this on it
i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:
- i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live
- most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person
- im not a pissbaby
my white friends that have reblogged this give me life
I can’t wait to be like the 70 year old lesbian aunts of the family and when I talk to my nieces and nephews and if they ask how I met my partner I can literally say that she thirst followed me on tumblr
Today was the day I left Tennessee, and my girlfriend. Thank god I only have to wait one month for thanksgiving, rather than another two like we just had. It was a lot of fucking fun, and being able to see Sam every day for a week straight was magical. I love her so much. It’s ridiculous.
Just arrived at the Philly airport. I already miss her